Evil Genie Game

wish granted but the farmer comes and kills you dun dun dun.

i wish i could live forever wth no death or eny thing bad.

granted, but you end up fat and lazy

i wish my eyes were this big =>

Granted, but they fall out of your head.
I wish that me and my ferrets were immortal
p.s - staying young! :D

Granted, but then they choke on a pigeon leg and die, and you have to be alone

I wish I could sing

Granted, but you sing so high pitched that the glass shatters and falls onto your throat, destroying your voice box so you can never sing again....
I wish i could control the weather.

Granted, but then you end up mad with power, and Storm strikes you with lightning

I wish Three Days Grace would come to England on tour or something, and I could go and see them.

Granted, but you jump at the lead singer in excitement and end up strangling him. You are sent to jail for the rest of your life and aren't allowed to listen to music there.
I wish i could fly

Granted, but you get hit by an aeroplane

I wish I hadn't strangled Adam Gontier.

granted, but then he strangles you.
I wish i had a never ending bag of Haribo - that never go out of date! :D

ooc: that's not so bad

granted, but someone steals it and you can never go anywhere near it, or even know where it is, ever again

i wish i had food

granted, but then you can't stop eating and die of obesity
i wish i had a pet goat

ooc: me? die of obesity?

Granted, but then it gets hit by a car.

I wish I hadn't died of obesity

Wish granted, so you die from an evil lollipop.

I wish for an Evil Genie Game!! :DDDDDDDDD

Granted, but the Evil Genie escapes from the game and kills you.
There seems to be a lot of killing going on here.

I wish for my story that I'm writing to turn out awesome

Granted but the next one's you write are awful
I wish that frogs lived in a pond in my garden

Granted, but Bilbo goes and eats all of them

I wish Ella would shut up and go away

Granted, but then someone else comes and starts annoying you.
I wish my ferrets would fit their blooming harnesses! :D

Granted, but then you're so excited that you fall on them, killing them both

I wish your damn ferrets didn't stink so much

granted - but then you reek instead
i wish i knew everything i wanted to know

Granted, but it's too much for your tiny little pea brain to comprehend, so it explodes

I wish I didn't see smurths everywhere I go.

lol, granted, but you turn into a smurf
i wish you knew how to spell smurfs correctly!

granted, now you're the one that's spelling it wrongly.

i wish i could think of something to wish for

Granted, but then you get addicted to wishing and wish you're life away.
I wish frogs had wings.

wish granted, but they all try to kill you C:

i wish for a piece of cheese. i dun wanna eat it xD

Granted, but it's rotten and it gives you a disease

I wish I could actually be bothered enough to get breakfast, put some music on, and get back to writing my story