Evil Genie Game

granted, but it stinks!

i wish my biscuit was a normal human biscuit that isn't past it's sell-by date and that it's impossible to steal.

wish granted, but theres a bite in it! (EVERYWHERE)

i wish that i wished what i wished i wished XD

granted, but nothing happens 'cause the wish doesn't make any sense.

i wish my dog was still alive.

it does but its hard.. xD

wish granted, but the dog dies a second later

i wish for a horse :horsepurple: that isnt dead, dirty, get stolen, hurt, killed, or broken.. or have bad luck.. the same goes for me.. XD beat THAT!

granted, but the horse is a fat lazy beast.

i wish for a bowl of tomato soup.

T-T i hate u xD jk

wish granted, but its not tomaatoooo (blood) mwahahahahahahahaahhhhahahhhahhhahxdjfdfhmngiimnl XD

i wish that i was sexy- wait i already AM! XD i wish i was... prettier than KODA >:3

granted, but something goes wrong with the spell and you end up uglier than a manitee.

i wish my computer hadn't just decided that it wanted to restart itself.

wish granted, but the computer exploded

i wish that my face was BLUE =D XD

granted, but it's blue with cold and gets frost bite.

i wish my computer would load faster.

wish granted, but it loads so fast that ur screen turns white XD

i wish i was entertained by a CLOWN

granted, but the clown is evil and his idea of entertaining you is to kill you.

i wish i could think of something to wish for.

wish granted, so you get a care bears XD

i wish that i had google eyes

granted, but you end up blind.

i wish i didn't have to go to bed.

O>O u gotta go to BED!? ._.'

wish granted but you never go to bed >:3

i wish that u were on Dx

granted, 'cause i am on. but juat as i come online the forum crashes.

i wish you were on. it gets boring being alone.

granted, 'cause i am on. but just as i come online the forum crashes lol

i wish that.. we both were on ._.

granted, but then you go off again as i start to log on.

i wish my brother would stop bothering me and go and watch TV with the rest of the family.

lol granted, but the whole family is bothering you.. again x.x

i wish that u would come back on cus i just saw u ><

granted, but as i come on you go off

i wish my mum would let me have one of my easter eggs.

granted, but the easter bunny takes em all except for the one you ate :3

i wish i got to hunt easter eggs and make em(but i got candy)

granted, but you don't get to eat them.

i wish my little sister would go away. she's currently sitting next to me trying to sing along to the songs i'm listening to.

wish granted, and now you have the ABC song stuck in ur head so she would leave

i wish that i was awesome (well i already am..)

granted, but you end up being the opposite of awesome instead!

i wish i could think of something to wish for.

wish granted but you turn into the oposite thing in 2 seconds

i wish for for .... nothing lol

granted, but you get turned into this =>

i wish i could be tuned into this => :horsechew: